Things Not To Do With Online Dating Profiles

21 ways Online Dating Profiles Go Terribly Wrong

 Mistakes:

1     1. Your main profile picture is of your dog…we immediately think he looks better than you

2    2. Your main profile picture is taken of you 30 years ago before you moved into the nursing home

3    3. Your pictures show you 30 pounds lighter than you actually are

4    4. Your profile pictures show you naked or nearly so…disagree all you want guys, it’s still tacky

5    5. Your profile pictures show you with your favorite chainsaw or fish catch (& you are still naked)

6    6. Your profile has 23 shots of the sunset, your dog, the Grand Canyon, your favorite fish and your car…but none of you.

7    7. Your profile just says you are a great guy, handsome, hardworking and brave…of course you are...

8    8. Your profile just says you are a great gal, beautiful, sensual, etc.  …of course you are...

9    9. Your only profile picture is one of three incredibly good looking people and one person that actually hurts to view…but there’s no indication which one is you.

1   10. Your profile is actually one that is hacked or created by a criminal who is intent on stealing from unsuspecting fools.

1   11. Every picture of you shows you with a hat and sunglasses...why not just wear a bag over your head?

1   12.  Your profile picture is of your grandson or granddaughter

1   13.  Your pictures are so fuzzy and poor quality that it’s difficult to tell if it’s you…or a wild boar coming through a fog bank.

1   14.   You have no pictures on your profile…I call this the “white Elephant gift” approach

1   15.   Your photo is mounted upside down or sideways…if you can’t figure this out, wow?!

1   16.   Your pictures are taken from so far away we feel you were afraid you’d break the camera

1   17.   You have great pictures and have written nothing in your profile…do it and use spell check

1   18.   You make a point to indicate you are only interested in rich dates who want to travel the world and you have booze in both hands in every picture...and you aren't a cocktail waitress.

1   19.   You are obviously angry and sarcastic in your profile narrative.

2   20.   You don’t smile in any picture

2   21.   Your wedding ring is clearly visible in the pictures even though you say you are “single”